Microspeak: non-virtual intercourse
facemail
Technologically backward means of communication, clearly inferior to voicemail or e-mail. Involves actually walking to someone's office and speaking to him or her face to face. Considered highly inefficient and declassé.
touch skin
Same basic meaning as facemail or face time. A meeting arranged to counter the austerity of communicating in cyberspace. "We flew the guy to Redmond just so we could touch skin".

© Ken Barnes

Cyberspace and virtual communities will arguably lead to self-propelled, self-sufficient and perhaps self-reproducing human individuals... Or will they?