scone

A name for a man's flat bunnit: 'Hang on till Ah stick ma scone on.'
Someone looking aggrieved or unhappy may be posed the unsympathetic question 'Who stole yer scone?'

jooks

A slang term for trousers: 'Aw c'moan, tell that stupit dug a yours no tae jump up oan the good jooks, eh?'

simmit

This Scots word for vest appears in various proverbial phrases. For example, of a very powerful alcoholic drink it may be said it wid blaw the simmit aff ye.
An ironic remark made by a person who remains untouched by a purportedly moving story is it wid fair tear yer simmit.

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